Strategic Ethereum Reserve
Enter the Strategic Ethereum Reserve ($SER) to escape Fiat Doomsday.
Join Vitalik's chaotic crusade to hoard $SER and meme the blockchain into oblivion.
Enter the vault—if you dare.
VITALIK'S MANIFESTO
THE OVERLORD'S DOSSIER
CLASSIFIED: He coded Ethereum while dodging centralized dragons
MISSION: Accumulate $SER tokens to prevent fiat apocalypse
POWERS: Can mint smart contracts with pure thought
WEAKNESS: Vulnerable to rug pulls and bad memes
$SER TOKEN SPECS
SUPPLY: 1B $SER (Deflationary)
UTILITY: Meme governance & vault access
LP: Burnt 100%
VITALIK'S PROPHECY
*CLASSIFIED FOOTAGE - LEAKED FROM ETHEREUM FOUNDATION ARCHIVES*
THE MEME BANK
Sacred Repository of Vitalik Blasphemy • Rated on the Blasphemy Scale (1-10)
by 0x...anon
by 0x...ser
by 0x...meme
Submit your Vitalik memes to the sacred vault. Top memes earn $SER rewards!
UNDERGROUND BUNKER
Secret $SER Community • Vitalik Bot Surveillance Active
What should we do with excess $SER?
Just bought more $SER. This is the way to financial freedom!
Ah yes, another soul joins the Strategic Ethereum Reserve. Your dedication to hoarding digital assets is... admirable. *adjusts wizard hat*
When moon? When Lambo? When does Vitalik acknowledge my existence?
Moon phases are irrelevant when you possess the power of proof-of-stake. Lambos are temporary, but $SER is... probably eternal. *mysterious blockchain noises*
$SER RESERVE VAULT
$SER Price Oracle • Powered by $SER Maximalists
• Bullish divergence detected in July
• Vitalik's meme power increasing
• Resistance at $0.12 (wizard barrier)
• Support holding at $0.05 (foundation)
• Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous 🌔
• Meme Sentiment: Extremely Bullish
• Wizard Confidence: 94.2%
• Next Target: $0.42 (The Answer)
⚠️ WARNING: This chart is powered by Vitalik's mystical algorithms. Past performance does not guarantee future wizardry. Trade at your own risk, mortal. ⚠️